At lunch, the tourists seemed to have taken over.
I saw a teenage girl wearing a t-shirt that I read as saying "Mostly High Lady Dolphin Soccer." That sounded like an interesting league. I would pay to watch that.
Upon rereading, however, her shirt actually said "Mosley High Lady Dolphin Soccer." I'm sure that's a nice league, too, but not as exciting as a league full of stoned female aquatic creatures.
I overhead an older Southern lady say, with the appropriate drawl, that "This reminds me of downtown New York."
Say what? I am as Southern as the next guy, and not one of my brethren (or sistren for that matter) would ever confuse The Big Apple with this Dusty Ol' Cow Town.