More from the Democrats

I got another email from the Democrats. This one is from Jen O'Malley Dillon, the Executive Director of the Democratic National Committee.

I won't repost the entire thing this time, but they are really making fun of Rush Limbaugh.

There's really no challenge in that. Picking on the loud, fat, obnoxious kid? C'mon. It's too easy.

According to the email, the Dems are having a contest. I'll let Ms. O'Malley Dillon explain:

We need you to come up with a slogan, in ten words or less, that we'll put on a billboard where he can't miss it -- in his hometown of West Palm Beach, Florida. We'll go through all the slogans we get, and the winner will have his or her message appear on the billboard -- and receive a free T-shirt featuring the winning slogan.

I am so glad the two major parties are engaged in such important, mature dialogue. It goes like this: 

"You SUCK."

"No, YOU suck."

Ms. O'Malley Dillon continues. She says that, "Choosing Rush Limbaugh to be the voice of their party -- as Republican leaders have done -- is not the answer."

I know Media Matters will be all over that blatant distortion and lie. I don't get the Republican memos, but I am pretty sure the Republicans did NOT chose Rush Limbaugh to do anything. Radio programmers did.

The obnoxious kid is being ridiculed by the cool kids in the Democratic Party because he said he "hoped" President Obama's policies fail. 

Ms. O'Malley Dillon is aghast. "Americans want President Obama to succeed. Our country's future depends on it. Rooting for the President's failure is rooting for our country to fail," she said.

What Mr. Limbaugh should have said is that he "knows" the President will fail. It is much more accurate.

If I drop a bowling ball, I KNOW it will fall. Hope has nothing to do with it. Rush should know that.

Maybe he missed his oxycontin that day.